“I marvel at how many folk can read in this 21st century of ours, and I am very pleased to offer my memoirs at a good price to those of you who own those strange mirrors whereupon you can peruse by sliding your finger across its surface. For those of you who prefer their reading material in the form popularized by Master Caxton, I am pleased to tell you that I am able to offer it again for $18.99. ‘Tis dearer than I would like, but the printers at Amazon assure me that 478 pages is expensive to produce, costing them $16.45. Therefore, good people, I hope you will understand that my coffers will not be overflowing from the sales of this book. ‘Tis not my doing, and I am not happy about this, but my scribe says indeed, it must be so. For Amazon must be obeyed.